Once upon a time, Alexander
T. Wolf was making a birthday cake for his dear
old granny. He ran out of sugar. He was in a
quandary. Alexander walked down the street to try and
borrow a cup of sugar from his neighbor who was one of the three
little pigs.
This pig wasn't very smart because he
had built his house out of straw. When he knocked on the
door, it fell right in! The wolf didn't want to be rude and
walk right in, so he yelled for the little pig but there
was no answer. He was about to go home without the sugar when his
nose started to itch because he had a terrible cold.
The wolf huffed and snuffed and then sneezed a great
sneeze. His sneeze made the whole house fall down. The wolf
saw the first little pig lying dead in the middle of the pile of
straw. The pig had been home the whole time. The wolf didn't want
to leave a good ham dinner lying there so he decided to
eat it up.
Al still didn't have any sugar so he went to
the next neighbor's house who was the first little pig's brother.
This pig was a little smarter, but not much. He had built his
house out of sticks. Al rang the bell but nobody answered. He
called for the pig who told him to go away. Then Al felt another
sneeze coming. He tried to cover his mouth but he huffed
and snuffed and sneezed another great sneeze. The second little
pig's house fell down and killed him just like the first little
pig's had. Al didn't want to see the food spoil so he had dinner
again.
Al still had zero sugar so he went to
the next house. It belonged to the third little pig.
He was smart because he made his house out of bricks. Al
knocked on the door but there was no answer. He called for the
third little pig who was very rude in telling the wolf not to
bother him. Al was just about to go home when he huffed and
snuffed and sneezed once again. The third little pig told Al that
his old granny could sit on a pin! That got Al very mad. He was
trying to break the pig's door down when the police drove up.
Reporters found out about the first two pigs. They jazzed
up the story to make it more eXciting by making Al look
like a big, bad wolf, even though he wasn't. Al ended up in
jail anyway.